This week is the week. Yes, THE week. The week where Utah has a BCS bowl on the line and BYU has a confrence title on the line. Many times in the past unfornate events have happened on the turf of both of these schools by poor sportsmen. So in the spirit of good sportmanship I give you some U of U humor. Nothing says "lets be friends" like a good laugh at the cost of the other person. So here ya go:What do you get when you drive past the U really slow?
A bachellors Degree
But you may ask, what good is a degree from the U?
Unknown to many, if you place a U of U degree on your dashboard you can park in any handicap spot in the state!
What do U of U students and BYU students have in commom?
They applied to BYU first
In an elementary school in Salt Lake City a 2nd grade teacher asked how many students thought Utah was going to win the game this week. All but one boy raised their hands. The teacher turned to the boy and asked, "You're a BYU fan?!" in disbelief. The boy said, "Well, my dad is a cougar, and my mom is a cougar, so I guess that makes me a cougar too." The teacher, obviously unliking the boys response then asked sarcastically, "well if your dad was a moron, and your mom was a moron, what would that make you?" The boy thought for a moment then answered, "A Utah fan I guess."
Ha Ha, hopefully you enjoyed those great Utah jabs. I have to give my physical science teacher the credit for those great tidbits.
Well after getting that out of my system I guess I can update everyone on what we've been up to.
Well, yours truly was getting a little shaggy so Liz decided she needed to give me a buzz. At about the same time Wendy decieded that Scott was looking a little shaggy himself so we had a hair cutting party.
1 comment:
jd! i'm so gad you guys had a post tonight.. i checked before i went to the gym, and thought what the heck i'll try again before i get to bed and you had one! and so did nicole double wammy! yeah! you should have invited me to the hair cutting party :( well im decited i'm coiming home with you and liz so i can get one more day of school in so that should be exciting! love ya!
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